October 28, 2005
Ahh... the small of Maple Surup in the air: 'Sweet smell' wafts through lower Manhattan
Memo - Don't fuck with The Onion: So everyone has heard that the White House issued a cease and desist order to The Onion for using the Presidential Seal, well, here is their response
October 19, 2005
Mold and particles in the air are having profound effect on our quality of life. Deemed "Sick Building Syndrome," testing companies are sprouting up all over in order to test the air, much like asbestos abatement contractors 20 years ago. To set yourself apart, you have to be different; thus the mold sniffing dog named Savannah - certified by the State of California. For some reason, when they refer to Savannah as "Mold Dog," I have to laugh.
If you live in New York, this weekend and the next will be perfect Apple-picking weather. Find an orchard near you, and pick a bushel
How wonderfully anachronistic: Cutting Quill Pens from Feathers
Pakistan Quake aid hampered by web ban on satellite images shots.
Pakistan wants to hide their military installations, in order to keep infiltrating Kashmir, thus forcing aerials off the internet
October 18, 2005
This would explain why there aren't many red leaves in NYC: Why Leaves Turn Red
October 4, 2005
because defecing public property and making fun of 50% of America is a sure way to win elections
South Park's Create A Character is fun for minutes
October 3, 2005
When simple answers aren't good enough: the answers to the question of what best way to minimize electrical drain of plugged-in items, includes discussions of watt usage and heat generated by AC adapters

